COLLEGE AND WORK

Killing all my free time -_-

UGHHHHH

Madam Q the Chronicles part deux

I shall call this story. Gray hair hall.

Can't recall how long ago this one was, but it was ages ago.

Madam Q was walking around my town and she made her way down to the local play park. Me and a few friends where playing football (soccer for you people that don't call it football) on a patch of green next to the park. When we spotted Madam Q making her way over to the park we all grabbed out things and got the fuck out. One of the older boys that was down at the park that day shouted over to Madam Q and said "Heyy Madam Q you want a bit of that?" whist he grabbed his package. Madam Q without hesitation replied "Yes" and then she twigs down her trousers and underwear exposing her... minge.

Everyone in the park at this moment where in complete horror. Especially the guy that said that too her, he eventually ran off when she started walking over towards him (note her trousers and underwear are still down at this point)

Eventually the police where called in to arrest her for indecent exposure.

I think this one has personally mentally scared me... I'm still having flash backs

This I will entitle... Madam Q the Chronicles.

BACK STORY


I'm sure that all of you that are reading this have what can only be described as "the town crazy" where you live. I am no exception from this and I'm going to share some of the stories about Madam Q. I've been living in my town for about 15 years. So I have 15 years worth of stories to share but I'm only going to tell the ones that I find funny/creepy/weird and the ones that I can remember. Enjoy.

Pics before work

thought i would upload some pics before i embark for work...

College

Was at college today... Started an argument about how people on welfare should be told to pull their fingers out of there asses and get a job. Doesn't matter  how crap the job is. This world needs grave diggers too.

If you are having problems with windows explorer (crashing when going to look for a vid file) try this

start > run > regsvr32 /u shmedia.dll

you're welcome

How to make traditional Irish Potato Bread

Also known as potato cake or potato bread, this is very much a northern dish. It is an important, indeed essential constituent of the Ulster Fry alongside bacon, egg, sausage and perhaps fried soda farl.

The recipe calls for cooked, mashed potatoes. These should be freshly boiled, or, better still, steamed and passed through a food mill, and used warm.

You will need...

2 lb/ 1 kg/ 2 cups mashed potatoes

4 oz/ 125 g/ 1 cup plain flour

2 tbsp butter

Salt

Method.

Melt the butter and mix into the potatoes with the salt. Work in the flour quickly but thoroughly and knead lightly. Divide in two and roll out each half on a floured board to form a circle about the size of a large dinner plate. Cut in quarters (farls) and cook for about 3 minutes on each side in a heavy frying pan in a little bacon fat.